I did a charity walk the other day. They asked for money, and I walked.

“I wrote a thesis on love, and I wrote it in lipstick. Of course, I also got blo…”

“I love how sincere she is. She makes a mannequin look like Mother Theresa, thou…”

“It’s easier to start writing if you have something to write about, rather than …”

“I close my eyes and feel the texture of brick on my fingers in my mind. I try t…”