I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over.

“Omigod,' I said on a sudden flash of sleep-deprived insight. 'You're the big ba…”

“Saved by the grandma"Ranger”

“We're not going to die. You're with me kiddo and it just happens I know a few s…”

“My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it …”