I didn’t call her, but the phone works two ways. So does my love.

“I held open the door for the man who held up the bank. It was the least I could…”

“If you replace the letter "s" with the letter "x," you can make a lot of plural…”

“One day I’ll have my appointment with death, and every day I call out to God to…”

“Don’t raise your hand to ask a question, or I’ll give you a surprise high five.”