I didn’t chug the hairspray because I’m an alcoholic. I drank it to style my throat hairs.

“A brick could be used to start your car, if your car’s keys are cube-shaped and…”

“I heard you calling out to me, but I almost didn’t reply because you were using…”

“I think Gummy Bears should be the universal symbol for peace, because peace lea…”

“Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideal…”