I didn’t get sucker punched. It was more of a lollipop.

“If my name were Oscar, I’d want to be an actor and win my namesake award and ta…”

“A brick could be a politician, if you attached strings, taught it to dance, and…”

“At the hospital, I won’t be in fair condition. I’ll be in unfair condition, and…”

“Walking is so monotonous. Left, right, left, right, it’s also all so political.”