I didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get wet.

“I want to save the environment. I like being green as much as the next Smurf.”

“Time flows like a canoe floats, and my love would fit in your purse if you’d ju…”

“I make love like I make lasagna. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.”

“I’ll only blow my nose into green handkerchiefs. Why? Because all my brown hank…”