I didn’t hear what was said, but I laughed, because I was too embarrassed to embarrass him by breaking up his punch line and laughter by asking him to repeat it.

“Of course, if I had misbehaved that day, my dinner was a salad made entirely ou…”

“Even free things, things that cost no money, still cost time.”

“I collect the most valuable thing in the world—free time. But unlike other pric…”

“I think the best time to stare off into space is when you’re going 65 on a moto…”