I didn’t work security at the dodge ball factory, but I was a bouncer.

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“I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name wo…”

“I want to create a 3-4 deal—buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for an…”

“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same t…”