I dig art. With a shovel. In the cemetery.

“She told me she’d never forget me as long as she lived, and I got offended, bec…”

“The last time I saw love was in my imagination while reading a book on Thomas J…”

“Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil. Next time, go all …”

“The Mythical Mr. Boo is so mythical the he always likes to be the centaur of at…”