I do, Augustus. I do.

“Augustus Waters was the Mayor of the Secret City of Cancervania, and he is not …”

“He’s not that smart.”“She’s right,” Augustus says. “It’s just that most really …”

“Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you…”

“He really was beautiful. I know boys aren’t supposed to be, but he was.”