I don’t beat around the bush. Especially since I like my women clean shaven.

“A sister should set her brother up with one of her friends, unless her only fri…”

“I heard everything you said, listened to half, and agreed with a quarter. And 1…”

“I don’t know the man standing next to me in the mirror. He looks like me, so is…”

“First machine kicked man’s ass physically, then machine started taking over the…”