I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield.

“My routine is comforting, like a comforter. But a blanket could easily be used …”

“A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, lik…”

“I suppose Orafoura was right about the vagina. It is such a wonderful spot to v…”

“Love is as iffy as Kipling.”