I don’t believe it’s morally wrong to steal from a thief.

“A blanket could be used to make magical music. And no, I’m not talking about se…”

“I’m a person, you’re a person, and we should make love. That is, if you’re a pe…”

“I’m a thief, because I stole her heart. That’s so cheesy that I had to end it w…”

“My shoes were all muddy, so before I walked in my friend's house I sprinkled gr…”