I don’t belong to a political party, because I don’t feel invited.

“Can I park my horse in the handicapped parking space? It is gimpy and sort of c…”

“I trust politicians to do what’s right. For themselves.
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“Last night as I was driving home, I ran over a guy in a wheelchair. But it’s OK…”

“We’re distant cousins. He’s my first cousin, but he’s 5,000 miles away. And he …”