I don’t buy milk cartons for the calcium. I buy them for the portraits. All those people aren’t missing milk as much as I am.

“Just by looking at a picture, I can tell a lot about a person. Right off the ba…”

“So that was how I spent nine months of my life. I felt like I was pregnant, exc…”

“Don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes. You can’t fool an old sheep like me. T…”

“I work as a husband, but I’m also trying to get employment as a neighbor. Sugar…”