I don’t care about being cool. I just want to be loved by half the world (100% of the female population).

“In a lot of ways I am like a duck. I love the water; I have large, web-like fee…”

“I’m twice as twice as the guy in second place. My love comes first.”

“Pa extended his paw as if to say, “I’m here, and I’m human.” What else could I …”

“I carry all of my childhood memories in my mind. But maybe that’s not the best …”