I don’t care if you live by the motto: let the chips fall where they may, but don’t you dare spill the salsa. Not unless you’re holding it while we’re enjoying romance in motion known as salsa dancing.

“I went on a blind date last night. We watched a silent film. We stayed up all n…”

“I love conducting double blind experiments with unsuspecting peeping Toms.”

“A blanket could be used to catch a hippopotamus. But you try it out first, and …”

“He’s being silent again. Tell him to be quiet.”