I don’t demand much. All I expect is for you to love me so much you kill yourself just to get my attention.

“I’m a model citizen. Mostly I model underwear.”

“A spanking with a tree branch, now that’s slapstick.”

“Love is like being featherless in mid flight and not even wondering if you tast…”

“When all the birds and all the fish join forces, the politicians will be forced…”