I don’t dress like I have any money. And I don’t have any money, which helps enable me to dress like that.

“Not getting laid can be a crippling experience, but then I don't go looking for…”

“He had a ten-gallon hat that hid a twenty-gallon fish tank inside his transluce…”

“She had no mind, but I didn’t mind, because she had a body like an upside down …”

“I’d like a peach cobbler. Georgia shoemakers are tasty.”