I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it. Author: W.C. Fields Copy Quote More from W.C. Fields “Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always …” “If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.” “I'm free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally.” “The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.”