I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it. Author: W.C. Fields Copy Quote More from W.C. Fields “Children should neither be seen nor heard from – ever again. ” “I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.” “Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a m…” “I never hold a grudge. As soon as I get even with the son-of-a bitch, I forget …”