I don’t eat Sloppy Joes. I eat Tidy Josephs.

“For your birthday I’ll give you 100 copies of your least favorite author’s book…”

“If kids six and under eat free, then I’m an infant. Or at least infantile. Brin…”

“The morning came pouring down on my night, but luckily I was able to convert my…”

“His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and …”