I don't get this at all. It's like protesting the fact that some people are red-haired.

“Kindness connects to who you are, while niceness connects to how you want to be…”

“I was sixteen and equipped with the appropriate genitalia, so I cleared that hu…”

“I try to convince myself that it's the alcohol talking. But alcohol can't talk.…”

“i wish i were someone else, even though i know i'll never, ever be able to get …”