I don't hate you, you're just the most annoying person in my life.

“After the third call from my mother, he comes in in a Hawaiian shirt. He is, fr…”

“I feel like saying something back to her. Something like, 'Eat hanger, bitch.' …”

“My father is standing at the sink wearing a too-tight long-sleeved red T-Shirt,…”

“Still, Emma and I somehow struck up the type of friendship that lasts through p…”