I don’t have to tell you, “I don’t have to tell you” before telling you something I don’t have to tell you. I also don't have to tell you I love you, but I do.

“A brick could be used measure the volume of love in any given bathtub. But for …”

“Strawberries are so red they make me feel 33% patriotic.”

“I’d like to make a statement, and I’d like to make it out of my own small intes…”

“A brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pai…”