I don’t just love you, I love you a 9.7. I would love you a 10, but who do you think you are, Greg Louganis?

“His thin accusation hung thick in the air like fog smoking a cigarette.”

“I say we cut our government in half, with a chainsaw along their waists.”

“A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.
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“After the first meal with a new girlfriend’s family, I always like to say, “Wil…”