I don’t just want to be the best in my field, I also want to be the greenest.

“A uniform is like a paint job on a person. I like women who drive cars that are…”

“It’s easy to see what to do once it’s already been done. The difficult time is …”

“To live up to its name, softball should be played with a human testicle.”

“If you were running away from me, down a straight hallway with an oiled hardwoo…”