I don’t just want to be the best in my field, I also want to be the greenest.

“I know a man who used to be a millionaire before 2007. Now he’s poor and moppin…”

“When your family dies, that’s a bummer, but that’s life. When my family dies, i…”

“A blanket could be used as wrapping paper, to give the gift of a cat.
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“As an animal lover, I don’t like zoos. I feel the only creatures that should be…”