I don’t just watch TV all day long. I also listen.

“A brick could be used to stop a tornado, unlike a mobile home, which only acts …”

“Sunglasses make me feel cool. They also make me feel cool. (Stylish and refresh…”

“Burn my eyebrows and call me Bette. But if I’ve got eyebrows, don’t call me Bet…”

“I’ve shortened this sentence’s length, in order to reduce the need for it. I’ve…”