I don’t know what I’ll do until I know what you’ll do. I’m proactive with my preemptive reactive strategy.


“I had nothing to eat for desert, so I ate a tube of toothpaste. The coolest par…”

“A brick could make everything better for me. Now, if I could only find a way to…”

“She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is i…”

“A brick could be used as another brick, as they all look the same. So yes, I am…”