I don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t bad.

“I called the cops to see if I had a rap sheet. I do, and it rhymes.”

“If I give you more love, it will only give me more love to give. The more I giv…”

“I need a water/glory mix of 2:1. That’d make me piss like a champion.”

“Mr. Pot drank ten pots of coffee, even though I only made eight. That’s a savin…”