I don’t like boxing. I prefer bagging.

“A brick could be used as a patsy in a murder plot.
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“A brick could replace the eagle as the symbol for the United States of America.…”

“There is one woman I’ve dated I just can’t seem to forget, no matter how much I…”

“I’m like Twain, Nietzsche, and Dali in that I have three mustaches. (I have two…”