I don't like musty smells. I much prefer less definitive fragrances, like the scent of maybe.

“A brick is blocking my urethra. But it’s not painful, because my penis is just …”

“If instead of a handshake you hold out a fist for a fist bump, I’ll wrap my han…”

“I fell in love with a beautiful girl, got her pregnant, and then I got married.…”

“I don’t just love you, I love you a 9.7. I would love you a 10, but who do you …”