I don't like questions at all if they are anything like how I like my mashed potatoes: loaded.

“I can smell a trap. It smells like my ass.”

“I want instant coffee at the snap of my fingers that gives me more energy than …”

“If you’re too slow off a red light, I’ll lay on my horn, because I’m a honky. W…”

“As long as you are wearing a hat made out of shingles, you’ll always have a roo…”