I don’t like tit for tat. I like tit for tit. Bring on the boobies!

“So many trees, so few chimneys.”

“English is the most dominant language in the world philosophically, culturally,…”

“I don’t buy milk cartons for the calcium. I buy them for the portraits. All tho…”

“When my grandma moved, she didn’t know anybody. But that was partly due to bein…”