I don’t like to brag or frighten, but I’ve got a black belt. And a brown one, which I sometimes wear with black slacks.

“I walk like a shriveled hippopotamus, I jog like a giraffe with charcoal knees,…”

“She had no mind, but I didn’t mind, because she had a body like an upside down …”

“Question for your life: If there were a fountain machine that dispensed destruc…”

“A brick could be used to teach men how to dance, by learning balance. But a bla…”