I don’t make love. But I do have it made in China. It’s just more cost effective.

“Nobody is either honest or dishonest. Life is a gradient, and a saint might be …”

“I’m too horny tonight to be productive. Right now the only thing I could make i…”

“Smiling is the way the soul says hello. Obviously a frown means goodbye. Is the…”

“It’s hot as a watermelon in this cantaloupe called pineapple. And that’s a fact.”