I don’t need your sympathy, unless it comes in the form of a check or cash. I also accept money orders.

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“One brick could be used to do the work of two men, if both men are dead. In thi…”

“I’m wearing my political mustache today. If you want to see it, you’ll find it …”

“A blanket could be used to put out a fire. Unless that fire is in your heart, a…”