I don’t punch walls, because walls don’t punch back. I also don’t punch things that can and do punch back.


“Love isn’t measured in feet and miles, it’s measured in hands and hands on. (Ye…”

“The girl I am in love with told me she’s moving on. Should I cry, or go to Jax …”

“Do you mind if I use your bathroom? I haven’t made dinner yet.”

“The only thing better than being productive, is being reproductive.
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