I don’t put my name and address on the return address section of an envelope. I simply write “Surprise!

“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”

“When I’m in the ocean, I swim alone, because I’m a shark-eating man. I’m also a…”

“I have a fist like a brick, but I don’t punch through walls—I build them and be…”

“Most of the time, I feel like Phelps. At least when I’m not winning Olympic gol…”