I don’t think he’s dumber than a politician. But only because it’s not possible to be dumber than a politician.

“This is my logo for Steve”

“Bricks, bricks, and bricks could be given away at the Olympics, instead of gold…”

“I can taste one sugar crystal, just like I can feel one Cupid (the metric unit …”

“My OCD governs my actions like a governor, but I didn’t vote for it. No, I vote…”