I don’t think our president is doing a good job, but I think he’s doing a great vacation.

“A smile is like a simile, if you have a mouth like a metaphor. That would make …”

“Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs combined.”

“My 30th birthday happened once too often to remember fondly. I spilled all my l…”

“How many midget feet can you fit in your shoes? Depends on how big your penis i…”