I don’t understand people who don’t like meatloaf. Your mom doesn’t make it like Michael Aday does.

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“The crowd was patriotic, and they were chanting “USA, USA.” Of course, the crow…”

“I tried to knock my wife up, but she’d only let me ring the doorbell. And she m…”

“I’m going to spend a lifetime being me, so I’d better like who I am as a person…”