I don’t want to bring it up, but you do live on the top floor and the elevator’s broken. So that’s why I don’t want to bring it up.

“I got my nails done today. I’m so glad that after 30 years, they’re finally fin…”

“I am Vigalig the Destroyer. Except during the day, and then I am Gigalig the Gi…”

“You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen.”

“Bricks could be used to promote social progress. If we could amass enough brick…”