I don’t want to do anything I have to do, even if I want to do it. Compulsion takes the fun out of it.

“The French aren’t birthed; they’re hatched out of eggs. That’s why they make th…”

“He seemed to swallow the lie I fed him. I hope he’s not still hungry. If he is,…”

“If love had the texture of a turtle, and the taste of a rabbit, would you say w…”

“4:00 am—it’s not too early to drink wine, it’s too late. Too late by seven minu…”