I don’t want to rail against modern railroad barons, because this is America, and I believe that I too will one day be wealthy.

“I drink special water, because not all water is equal. Some water is smarter an…”

“A brick could be used as a fashion accessory. Or an accessory to murder. I beli…”

“Your dinner is mocking me. I’ll kill it and eat it.”

“I have a favorite cemetery I go to, because it’s really clean and the doctors a…”