I drink screwdrivers because they help me unwind.

“Feeling depressed? Lift your chin up, pull your shoulders back, raise your arms…”

“A brick has no legs, so it probably slithers like a snake. Therefore, a brick m…”

“Things should go where I intend them to go, not where I tend to put them.”

“When you’re a cartographer, having to make maps sort of comes with the territor…”