I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.

“In the spirit of slumber parties, I want to have a sleepover and invite only na…”

“My new book is going well. It’s practically writing itself! Actually, what I me…”

“If somebody’s a jerk and says something nasty, be a bigger jerk and say somethi…”

“I love pan pizza. I love pans. I love Peter Pan. I love Peter, but not as much …”