I drive a car that’s covered in fur, because before the automobile, there was the horse.

“I own nothing, but at least nothing owns me. Well, besides the bank.”

“Throw a pair of Band-Aids over your eyelids, and open your eyes to your wounds.”

“As she walked away she said Thank you. “Thank you,” I replied. I don’t think sh…”

“I want to make love to the French Revolution. Or maybe just get some head from …”