I drove 30 miles to buy some breath mints before I realized I had some already in my pocket. Then it took me another 30 minutes to figure out they weren’t breath mints at all—they were aspirins.

“When you see my skill with a brick, you’ll think I’m skilled under the blanket.…”

“When you’re a cartographer, having to make maps sort of comes with the territor…”

“Cap’n just jumped on the bed and says we should take a nap. And who am I to arg…”

“I’ll weave the waves into a sea blanket of goodbye.
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