I eat fog for breakfast, and I shit out steamy love scenes from the 80s.

“Don’t let your inability to see get in the way of your vision.”

“Writer’s block, I just drove around it four times. All my favorite writers live…”

“Every new thought of mine is like my child. And as soon as it is conceived, I m…”

“I’m as deadly as a marine, when compared to marine plant life. It took lots of …”