I eat fog soup (out of a can). You don’t think I make it fresh, do you? You don’t need a spoon or straw to enjoy it—you need a pipe to inhale it.

“I’m an understanding guy, even when I’m standing over you.”

“There’s always something to talk about, even if you talk about how there is not…”

“I run this town. Mostly I run errands.”

“Ninety minutes of pure naughty (limit 30 minutes per customer). *No clones or t…”